I'm in a quiet room. My coworkers type away at their keyboards on a slow Saturday morning and then their attention is drawn towards me. They look at me with mix of disdain and bemusement. I was attempting to turn off an Xbox One with a voice command and nothing happened.
It's time for another episode of China Daily's The Week, starring everyone's least favorite Kotaku writer...me T-T.
For anyone interested...This is what my regular day job is.